Hahaha!
I'm so happy that it's already weekend. This only means one thing –
REST. Well, you can't blame me if I'm too excited that it's already
Saturday. You see a 6-day class a week is quite exhausting. I guess I
deserve a break after working hard <yeah I've been working hard!>
this week...
I
have read a joke from AHA!jokes.com. I think I did the right thing. I
started my rest by laughing at this school joke. I feel lighter now. I
also wish to share it with you. I hope you'll enjoy it.
Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
Showers become less important.
Sleep becomes more important.
Two meals a day are standard. One for some!
Recycling
becomes synonymous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until
Christmas...there's only a *little* bit of mud on them...").
10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).
If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else's notes.
You begin to nap again (also not new).
our bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
Isn't it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?
Labs used to be fun.
E-mail becomes your second language.
You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
Roadtrip whenever possible
Pick up all new lingo.
College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.
It was never this bad when you got sick.
You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.
Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
Disney movies are more than just classics.
You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.
Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.
You'll drink anything if it's free..
People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced
You get really good with excuses for skipping class.
TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.
You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies.
You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore.
You become a juggler with the balance between school, friends, girls, activities, work, parties...
People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not (usually not).
Procrastination becomes an art.
Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires
The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.
Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.
Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.
You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.
Classes: the later the better.
The cute girls actually talk to you now.
You just don't learn last names.
Card games never lasted for hours before.
Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it.
People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.
It's
amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling
asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
Your life will never be the same again.
